I Hired a Fake Boyfriend to Survive My Ex’s Wedding, But Then His Family Thought I Was the Woman He’d Marry
I paid a guy to be my boyfriend, but now his mom is planning our wedding, and I honestly don’t know how to leave.
My ex, Brian, was getting married to the woman he cheated on me with, and I was invited. Most sane people would have declined immediately, but I couldn’t do that. Brian had invited our entire college friend group, and he knew every single one of them had a partner except me. It was obvious what he wanted. He wanted one last chance to prove that nobody could love me.
What he didn’t know was that things were about to go very differently.
After I ranted about it to my roommate, she suggested I find someone through a rental dating app. She said it was basically like hiring a photographer or a DJ. You pay for a service, there are clear rules, and everyone acts professionally. The app was full of attractive people willing to be someone’s plus-one for events. For five hundred dollars, you could get a polished, charming fake date for the weekend who would make you look amazing and disappear afterward.
That was how I found Kobe.
He was gorgeous, had a Harvard MBA, volunteered with rescue dogs, and had the kind of jawline that could make a woman make terrible decisions. He sent me a detailed form asking everything from my favorite color to the kind of tiny personal facts only real couples would know. Together, we built a whole story. We had supposedly met in a park after one of his rescue dogs slipped free and ran straight to me, and according to our fake origin story, he fell in love at first sight.
Kobe was so polished and so good at all of it that I found myself wondering how many women had done this before me.
I sent him half the money through Zelle, and he showed up at my apartment the morning of the wedding somehow looking even better than his pictures. He brought me a corsage that matched my dress.
“Ready to go?” he asked with a smile.
“Honestly, no,” I said, laughing because it was either that or panic.
He reached for my hand and led me outside to his Lexus. Then he kept holding my hand.
During the ceremony, his thumb traced little circles against the back of it. He leaned in during the boring parts to whisper jokes, and during the vows he kept glancing at me to make sure I was okay. I hate admitting it, but Kobe was very, very good at his job.
At the reception, he got even better.
He charmed everyone. He had my college friends laughing over stories from our “relationship” that he invented on the spot. He got my shy friends onto the dance floor. He debated politics with older guests like he’d known them for years. Even the bride kept looking at him, clearly impressed by the perfect hair and impossible face.
And Brian saw all of it.
He watched with this tortured, bitter stare that almost healed something inside me.
Then Kobe pulled me onto the dance floor for a slow song and leaned close enough for me to feel his breath against my ear.
“Let’s make them all jealous,” he whispered.
But by then, Brian wasn’t even what I was thinking about anymore. I could only focus on how fast my heart was beating and the fact that his was racing just as hard. For one reckless second, I started to wonder if maybe there was something real happening between us.
I had just started to say something about the no falling in love rule when his phone rang.
He smiled apologetically and answered it, but the second he heard the voice on the other end, all the color drained from his face. His mother was sobbing. His father had collapsed.
The shift was instant. One moment we were dancing under reception lights, and the next everything around us felt unreal.
When he hung up, I didn’t stop to think. I grabbed his car keys and started pulling him toward the exit. The forty-minute drive to the hospital was almost completely silent. It felt like we’d gone from pretending to be close to being strangers again in less than a minute.
We rushed into the hospital and got there just before they wheeled his father into surgery. Kobe’s mom grabbed my hand with tears still spilling down her face.
“Thank God you’re here,” she said. “Kobe told us all about you.”
My heart stumbled.
Kobe had told them about me?
I looked at him, but his mother kept talking. She said he’d undersold me, that I was even more beautiful than she’d imagined, and that she was so happy to finally meet me even if it was under terrible circumstances. Every word made the situation feel more impossible.
I pulled Kobe into an emptier hallway away from the waiting room.
“You told your family about me?” I asked.
He ran a hand through his hair and looked miserable. “I know it was unprofessional. I know it broke the rules. But those nights we spent chatting and sending memes and sharing stories… I started to really like you. I thought maybe after the wedding, I could ask you out for real.”
Then he looked away and added, “I was selfish, and now I dragged you into an even bigger mess.”
Before I could answer, the light above the operating room went dark. The surgery was over.
We hurried back. His dad was conscious, though still groggy, and when we got close enough, he reached for my hand and squeezed it weakly.
“Beautiful,” he whispered. “Take care of my boy.”
My throat tightened so fast it hurt.
Because none of this was supposed to be real. I had hired Kobe to make my ex jealous. Now his family thought I was someone important, someone permanent, and I couldn’t stand the weight of it.
I tried to slip out of the hospital quietly, thinking maybe I could disappear before the lie got any worse, but I barely made it to the entrance before Kobe caught my wrist and gently pulled me back. He wrapped his arms around me, pressed his forehead to mine, and asked if I could stay just a little longer, just until his dad woke up enough to understand what was happening.
His voice cracked on the last few words.
