They Mistook Me For An Assistant And Humiliated Me During A Live Meeting. They Didn’t Realize I Controlled The $2.5 Billion Deal. Did I Go Too Far By Pulling The Funding?
I wanted to see them up close. I wanted them to see me.
They had a different idea. The invitation came through official channels.
Formal email. Formal agenda. Board strategy session and CEO transition announcement.
Location: Northbridge headquarters, main boardroom. Attendees: Board of Directors, incoming CEO, select senior executives, and a representative from Pelian Ridge Capital.
They didn’t put my name on the invite. The line read, “Pelian Ridge representative TBD.”
I noticed it. So did my partners.
“You sure you want to go in person?” my co-partner, Sam, asked. “Send a VP. That’s what they’re expecting anyway.”
“I’m sure,” I said. I delegated once; I knew how that ended.
The morning of the meeting, I landed, changed in the airport lounge, and took a car straight to Northbridge’s downtown glass box. The lobby was all marble, steel, and screens.
Share price ticker on one wall. Promo video of smiling workers and drone shots of warehouses on another.
The receptionist gave me a practice smile. “Welcome to Northbridge. Name?”
“Aaron Price, here for the board session.”
Her hands paused over the keyboard for half a beat. Then she typed.
The pause was subtle, but I’d learned to notice those. “Of course, Mr. Price,” she said. “Someone from investor relations will come down.”
Investor relations, not the board office. Interesting.
A few minutes later, a guy in a too-tight suit and a too-bright tie walked over. “Mr. Price, I’m Dylan. I’ll escort you up.”
We made small talk in the elevator. He asked about my flight.
I asked about the turnout today. “Big day,” he said, forcing enthusiasm. “Lots of eyes on this.”
“What’s the mood upstairs?” I asked.
He hesitated. “Eager,” he said eventually, “and anxious.”
The doors opened to the executive floor. Softer carpet, quieter halls.
Dylan led me past framed photos of past CEOs shaking hands with dignitaries, cutting ribbons, and standing in front of facilities they no longer owned. We stopped outside a set of double glass doors.
Two cameras were mounted above them, red lights off. “For the webcast,” Dylan said when he saw me glance up. “Leadership wants transparency today.”
I thought of the clause. “Good,” I said.
Inside, the boardroom looked like someone had ordered “successful corporate” from a catalog. Long polished table, high-backed leather chairs.
One entire wall of glass overlooking the city. The opposite wall was lined with large screens, already primed for slides.
And in the corner, on a credenza, the flowers—white lilies and eucalyptus. The same arrangement I’d seen on the invoice Pelian Ridge received when we agreed to sponsor refreshments and decor for the event.
“They asked me to bring those in when I arrived,” I said, nodding toward the flowers.
Dylan picked them up and handed them to me. “Optics,” he said quietly. “They wanted to look warm.”
I took the flowers. Warmth wasn’t the word I’d use for what came next.
The chairman of the board was a man named Gerald Lang. Early 60s, sharp suit, sharper smile.
He liked to describe himself as old school. Other people called him other things when he wasn’t in the room.
We’d met once, briefly, during an earlier diligence session. We’d spoken for maybe seven minutes.
Not enough time for him to remember my face. Too much time for me to forget his.
When I stepped into the boardroom, a few people were already seated. Gerald was at the head of the table.
Two directors to his right, one to his left. Ethan, the incoming CEO, was near the middle, flipping through a printed deck.
A communications team in the back was setting up the live stream. The red light on one camera blinked on as soon as I crossed the threshold.
“Ah,” Gerald said, spotting the flowers first, not me. “Perfect. Set those on the sideboard.”
“I can hold them,” I said.
They were sent to me. He frowned just slightly, then dismissed it. “Fine, fine,” he said, turning back to the table. “We’ll be starting shortly.”
Dylan quietly melted into the back of the room. No one introduced me.
No one asked my name. No one said, “This is the managing partner from the firm providing our largest capital tranche.”
They saw flowers in my hand, no nameplate in front of me, no familiar face from their usual bank rotation, and they decided what I was. Support staff. A prop.
Someone to fill empty chairs for optics. I walked around the table toward Ethan.
He was younger than I expected, late 30s. Good haircut, good suit, eyes tired in a way that said he’d been repeating talking points for weeks.
He looked up as I approached. I put the flowers down on the table’s edge, freeing my hand, and extended it toward him.
“Welcome to Northbridge,” I said. “I’m Aaron.”
Before he could move, Gerald swiveled his chair our way. He saw my hand, saw the gesture, and saw an opportunity.
He lifted his mic a little closer to his mouth, smiled that talk-show-host smile, and said into the room, “I don’t shake hands with low-level employees.”
The sentence hung there, clear and sharp. It bounced off the glass, off the cameras, and off the faces around him.
A board member to his right chuckled too quickly. An operations executive near the far end made a strangled sound that could have been a laugh or a reflex.
Someone at the back coughed into their fist to hide a grin. Ethan’s eyes went from my hand to Gerald, then down to the table, like he just remembered where the power sat.
He didn’t move his hand, didn’t correct the chairman, didn’t say, “That’s out of line.” He just stared at the agenda.
I didn’t drop my hand immediately. For a second or two, Gerald’s smile wavered.
He seemed genuinely annoyed that I hadn’t flinched on cue. His eyes flicked up to mine as if to check whether I was too stupid to understand the insult.
“I’m here as instructed,” I said, my voice calm enough that the closest mic still caught every word.
“Then stand where you’re told,” he replied, “This meeting is for executives.”
